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 Tracks from the CD (by category):     

       Literarymusic:

  Stanley & The Magic Pants   (15:39)

...The spine-tingling story of a boy and his Magic Pants.

  Hey, It Could Have Been Worse (12:55)

 ...A Liberal Mad Scientist and his diabolical cross-dressing ray (who could have guessed that George Bush could have looked so delectable in a polka-dot sun dress?).

   What Goes Around  (9:23)

...A poignant tale of co(s)mic retribution, wherein our heroine wakes up as her hamster, giving her a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to pantomime Climb Every Mountain.

   Fish Story    (8:57)  

...A story about a fish on a mission, and the God who’s busy laughing at the results (based on "true" story - Google: Miracle Jewish Carp to learn more).

   Letting Go    (2:41)

...A story to remind us all of that old adage: in space, socks still smell.

   Last Call    (2:31) 

...A heart-warming tale of Universal Armageddon

   Stella & Her Pygmy    (1:20)

...A girl, her pygmy and a bathtub full of cold water.

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             Songs:

   The Underachievers   (1:51)

...A song about that huge group of neer-do-wells…The Dead.

   Imaginary Pooch    (1:25)

...A quick song about the wonders of owning a make-believe poodle.

       Instrumentals:

   Toodleloo    (8:31)

...An instrumental tailor-made for shuffling off this mortal coil.

   Ocean in the Tube   (1:00)

...Ever been in a subway as the sea comes pouring in? Neither have  I.

   86   (:56)

...The obligatory, touching, end of CD, piano bit.

 

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